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James Harkness presents tart and The Hut Project by tart by tart and The Hut Project. Say that again Dee...

A one evening event at ACAVA Limehouse Studios.
30/11/15
7pm

Received these texts to Old Hut’s phone yesterday…Craigslist is quite active eh..well till lunch time anyway… p.s. the 'early tonight' thing was because old sausage fingers here pressed send just as ‘Sailing By’ was playing by mistake (so about a minute early)...its actually quite a tense moment...got a bit jumpy... p.p.s. the craigslist posting has been 'removed by its author'. Oh wow... It's kicking off!! What did the Craiglist thing say? Did you see it before it was removed? Don't know but there's lots of references to a nautical scene so...all the nice boys love a sailor! Quite nice to just have its ‘reflection’ in fact… one for the website! I texted Matthew this morning to see how the script is coming on... no reply as of yet. In the meantime...may I suggest a theme tune for Sunday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0  Hehe. We could reply and get a bunch of them to meet on the beach on Sunday. 'I'll be holding a big spade’??
 
25/11/2014
11:00 (James)
Haha ! Either your a psycho or very bored ! Funny tho haha
11:01 (James)
Be funnier when I put yer number on Facebook and Twitter for everyone to bam ye up
11:11 (James)
Haha I'm gonna spend a good hour fucking about with you now....;)
11:27 (James)
11:27 (James)
That’s just the first that took 5 minutes ! Reveal yourself mother fucker haha !
11:34 (unknown)
missed call
11:35 (unknown)
Hi. Craigslist?
11:35 (James)
Hahaha !!!
11:36 (unknown)
missed call
11:39 (unknown)
You like sea men do you? Lets fuck
11:41 (unknown)
missed call
11:41 (unknown)
Hi, just saw your ad on CL
11:47 (James)
Now tell me who you are before I get any more creative
11:48 (unknown)
Hey - saw your ad - I'm Jorge, 29, white, British... Could be the seamen you're looking for, but it was quite a cryptic ad... I do have a big boat... X
11:50 (unknown)
Hi there saw your ad in CL what ru looking for? Big strong 54yo male in london here
11:50 (unknown)
Can you get to bloomsbury?
11:51 (unknown)
hi, looking to join in on the fun,
11:52 (unknown)
Ahoy Lol what is a girl like u doing on a site like CR?
11:53 (unknown)
missed call
11:53 (unknown)
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11:53 (unknown)
when ru available?
11:56 (unknown)
...let me know if whatsapp is easier x
11:56 (unknown)
hi id like to sail my cruise ship in your port please? :-)
12:00 (unknown)
Hi you, just seen your posting on CL. What do you look like? What can you offer? X
12:01 (unknown)
Hey ;)
12:01 (unknown)
missed call
12:06 (unknown)
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12:06 (unknown)
Hey, saw ad on cl, sounds like fun ;) Can we meet up anytime today if your still looking. Would be happy to send pics if you need :)
12:14 (unknown)
Shipping forecast?
12:16 (unknown)
missed call
12:23 (unknown)
Hey, saw your ad and would like to let my boat sail your ocean. I'm 26 yrs old, 5'11 and in good shape. if interested drop me a line
12:27 (unknown)
Large submarine wants to dive down between yr legs x
12:31 (unknown)
missed call
12:34 (unknown)
Hi sexy
12:35 (unknown)
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12:37 (unknown)
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12:43 (unknown)
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12:48 (unknown)
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12:48 (unknown)
Hey sexy sailor.... how are you
13:46 (unknown)
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15:33 (unknown)
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23:21 (James)
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23:21 (James)
Early tonight ... Ok lets play ! I'll work you out !
 
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